What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

Dear Viewer,

This here was Harper’s first stab at the whale that is Youtube’s video game market. And it looks like old Harper was destined to fail. Instead of making a video of himself playing MasterCraft, he thought he’d be an asshole and try to educate people. But god bless Harper he tried, the video is a piece of shit but at least he tried.

If you like Castlevania and if you love Symphony of the Night, then this video is for you. If you consider yourself a student of gaming history, then this is part of your curriculum. If you like Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion
The Least Famous Brother Of Alec Baldwin


All Castlevania footage and images used belongs to Konami

All artwork featured in the video belongs to Ayami Kojima and

All Sonic characters featured in the video belong to Sega

All Super Mario, Pokemon and The Legend of Zelda footage used belongs to Nintendo

All Duke Nukem Forever footage used belongs to Gearbox Software

All 007 Golden Eye footage belongs to Rare and EON Productions

All Final Fantasy 7 footage used belongs to Square Enix

Any copy righted material featured is done so with fair use for the purpose of commentary, criticism and education.


ADHD by daPlaque (ft. Anke Angel)

Johan Sebastian Bach

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