Dear viewer,

It’s Hector’s debut to the glitched retrospective game, and he’s very excited to share his recollections of the Tomb Raider games and reminisce over some of his favourite moments from the series. People laughed at Hector and said he was crazy for thinking he could condense a 20 year old gaming franchise into a 10 minute video. To those people he got out his cock and screamed “condense this!!” and they haven’t given him any shit since.

Sean Johansen,
Set to win the first ever ‘Slammy writer of the year’ award this December.

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CREDITS

All Tomb Raider footage and images used belong to Square Enix Europe.

Any copy righted material featured is done so with fair use for the purpose of commentary, criticism and education.

MUSIC

All tracks composed by Benjamin Tissot

‘Slow Motion’

‘Ofelia’s Dream’

‘Piano Moment’

‘New Dawn’

‘Enigmatic’

All music is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Copyright © 2016, Glitched. All rights reserved.

 

All the foxy ladies love my accent. It drives them crazy.

Dear Viewer,

Our friend Harper has a lot to say about this particular game. None of it remotely intelligent or worthwhile, but if I had to be nice I’d call it insightful. The whole landscape of horror games has changed so much over the years, but perhaps you’d like to learn why we were so afraid of this game back in 99. So baby gimme that toot toot. Lemme give you that beep beep. Running her hands through my ‘fro. Bouncing on 24’s. While they say on the radio…

Space Lion
I’m not a good guy. I’m not a bad guy. I’m the guy.

CREDITS

All Resident Evil footage and images used belongs to Capcom

All Wrestlemania 9 footage belongs to WWE

All conceptual artwork featured in the video belongs to their respected artists and Capcom

All Resident Evil: Apocalypse images used belongs to Screen Gems and Capcom

Any copy righted material featured is done so with fair use for the purpose of commentary, criticism and education.

MUSIC

Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

Black Heat by Ross Bugden

Haunted by Ross Bugden

Anxiety by Kevin MacLeod

Collapse by Myuu

Touch by Mattia Cupelli

Please Return by Brian Lowe

All music is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Copyright © 2016 Glitched. All rights reserved.

That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

Dear Viewer,

Harper is at it again, this time with a retrospective on Resident Evil 2. Before you ask, the answer is yes… he did record the audio with a potato. it’s sounds like shit, but when you take into consideration the fact that he made this in the wilderness; it’s kinda of impressive.

I don’t see why anyone interested in Resident Evil wouldn’t want to watch this. See, I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl. So, baby, bring your body to me bring your body here.
I’m not fooling around with you, Baby, my love is true.
With you is where I wanna be.

Space Lion
Former Defense Attorney to O.J. Simpson

CREDITS

All Resident Evil footage and images used belongs to Capcom

All Sweet Home footage belongs to Capcom

All conceptual artwork featured in the video belongs to their respected artists and Capcom

All Night of the Living Dead content and footage is public domain

Any copy righted material featured is done so with fair use for the purpose of commentary, criticism and education.

All music is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Copyright © 2016 Glitched. All rights reserved.

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

Dear Viewer,

This here was Harper’s first stab at the whale that is Youtube’s video game market. And it looks like old Harper was destined to fail. Instead of making a video of himself playing MasterCraft, he thought he’d be an asshole and try to educate people. But god bless Harper he tried, the video is a piece of shit but at least he tried.

If you like Castlevania and if you love Symphony of the Night, then this video is for you. If you consider yourself a student of gaming history, then this is part of your curriculum. If you like Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love that you’ve looked for, write to me, and escape.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion
The Least Famous Brother Of Alec Baldwin

CREDITS

All Castlevania footage and images used belongs to Konami

All artwork featured in the video belongs to Ayami Kojima and
Konami

All Sonic characters featured in the video belong to Sega

All Super Mario, Pokemon and The Legend of Zelda footage used belongs to Nintendo

All Duke Nukem Forever footage used belongs to Gearbox Software

All 007 Golden Eye footage belongs to Rare and EON Productions

All Final Fantasy 7 footage used belongs to Square Enix

Any copy righted material featured is done so with fair use for the purpose of commentary, criticism and education.

MUSIC

ADHD by daPlaque (ft. Anke Angel)

Johan Sebastian Bach

Copyright © 2016 Glitched. All rights reserved.