You begged us to stop, but we just kept going deeper.

Dear Viewer,

How unfortunate for you, we don’t upload anything for years and in 2022 we return with not one film but two. I present to you the very end of the Glitched People saga, that’s right, its finally over. If you’ve suffered through all our content well-done, you’re very good at suffering. I would like to thank you, from the bottom of the chasm that is my heart for absolutely nothing. Yeah, lets be real for once on here, there’s no fucking audience, I know I’m just talking to myself. This whole film making exercise was recommended by my psychic, because I have trouble expressing, but I guess that’s all over now; its hard to express anything behind bars. Yeah, that racketeering charge finally caught up to us; just a couple of weeks and it would have been beyond the statue of limitations as well. So there’s a lesson, don’t extort religious leaders, and to all those who were told “No” or “You can’t” this is for you. Our hopes and dreams are for nobody else but ourselves, don’t let others take it. Tell them to speak to the manager and present your balls.

P.S. If Netflix is watching, please stop recommending Riverdale to me!

Worst Regards
Space Lion
To Catch a Predator Alumni

CREDITS

Directed by Dan Russo | Edited by Sean Johansen | Produced by Edward Amoah, Musa Kuburlaj and Akos Bolf | Written by Dan Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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This film is not appropriate for children, so if you are a children then FUCK OFF!

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Dear Viewer,

I normally introduce these videos with ridiculous grandiloquence, but for this video I’m going to have to speak to you candidly. What you’re about to watch or attempt to watch is a passion project my conspirators and I have been working on since 2017. Now, if the YouTube upload ever finishes, then the year we are uploading this should be 2022. That’s right, its taken us five years… the quality of work will in no way reflect the that. We have no budget, no resources, no support, no decorum, no clue, no grasp of the English language or mise en scène, but the one thing we do have is… balls. We have the balls to make something from nothing, to do something others would advise against out of fear or inhibition. We are not crippled by expectations, embarrassment or failure. So, I won’t ask you to be kind, patient or understanding, because we are not ashamed of what we’ve accomplished, we are proud of it. And I won’t tell you to enjoy it because that’s your choice… but I will tell you to go fuck yourself.

Worst Regards,
Space Lion
No one of any note

CREDITS

Directed by The Fire Cult | Edited by Edward Amoah | Produced by Musa Kuburlaj and Akos Bolf | Written by Dan Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

Copyright © 2016 Glitched. All rights reserved

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Our heroes have reached their destination. Now all they have to do is return the head to a well trusted, and revered local villager. The villager however, has bigger plans of his own…

CREDITS

Directed by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Post Editing by Edward Amoah | Produced by Edward Amoah and Musa Mal Sija | Written by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Don Devitt – Daniele Russo Professor Henry Hawthorne – Sean Johansen Chieftain – Musa Mal Sija Native Guide – Edward Amoah Abu’s Recruit- Bobby Bailey All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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Dear Viewer,

Help me out here, Yennifer or Triss? I’m serious which one should I choose. It’s been three years and I still haven’t finished the game. Which one do I choose?!

Worst Regards,

Space Lion Bad Idea Implementation Manager for Game of Thrones

Glitch People – S2 E4: The Part of The Fool After much antics and sidetracking, our heroes finally arrive at the mysterious village of the shrunken head. But like everything else thus far in their journey, nothing will go according to plan. Remember to hate, bitch and forget to subscribe. And fuck you for watching.

CREDITS

Directed by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Post Editing by Edward Amoah | Produced by Edward Amoah and Musa Mal Sija | Written by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Don Devitt – Daniele Russo Professor Henry Hawthorne – Sean Johansen Chieftain – Musa Mal Sija Native Guide – Edward Amoah All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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Dear Viewer,

The Night King enters the cave and kills the Three-Eyed Raven. As Bran, Meera and Hodor make their escape, Leaf and Bran’s direwolf, Summer, sacrifice themselves to hold back the undead. Hodor closes the hideout’s door behind them, keeping the undead inside while Meera escapes with Bran. Meera repeatedly orders Hodor to “hold the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.”

Worst Regards,

Space Lion Apparently the only guy who found that whole scene ridiculous

Glitch People – S2 E3: You Reap What You Sow Henry and Don chase the trail of the cursed shrunken head. Unfortunately for them another more insidious party seeks the relic too. This time all roads lead to violence.

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CREDITS

Directed by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Post Editing by Edward Amoah | Produced by Edward Amoah and Musa Mal Sija | Written by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Don Devitt – Daniele Russo Professor Henry Hawthorne – Sean Johansen Abu – Musa Mal Sija All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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Dear Viewer,

Before I used to introduce these videos with passive aggressive rhetoric, but since then I’ve sought the help I needed. I no longer feel the need to write in such a way. So how about we just cut to the point. Go sit on a dick.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion Sexual Health Consultant to Silvio Berlusconi

Glitch People – S2 E2: Bargain Bucket Bastards A series of thefts from Professor Henry Hawthorne’s Museum, spurs the academic to take action into his own hands. Little does he know, the perpetrator may be a friend. Remember to hate, bitch and forget to subscribe. And fuck you for watching.

CREDITS

Directed by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Post Editing by Edward Amoah | Produced by Edward Amoah and Musa Mal Sija | Written by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Don Devitt, Benson – Daniele Russo Professor Henry Hawthorne, Colin – Sean Johansen Abu – Musa Mal Sija All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

Copyright © 2019 Glitched. All rights reserved.

Dear Viewer,

The wait is over. The second season of Glitched People is here. I know what you’re thinking. “I did’t ask for this!” “Why does this show get a second season but Firefly doesn’t?!” I’ll tell you why, because God loves us and not you. “But it’s not fair!” you say. I know it isn’t. Here’s what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna pray for you. This way God will actually listen.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion
Project Implementation Manager for Donald Trump’s Wall

Glitch People – S2 E1: A Museum Job

Meet Professor Henry Hawthrone; a less than brilliant archaeologist desperate for attention. Unfortunately for him, he’ll soon find himself at the center of it; when a sinister plot to cannibalize innocents emerges.

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CREDITS

Directed by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Post Editing by Edward Amoah | Produced by Edward Amoah and Musa Mal Sija | Written by Daniele Russo and Sean Johansen | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Don Devitt, Boyle – Daniele Russo

Professor Henry Hawthorne, Colin – Sean Johansen

Abu – Musa Mal Sija

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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Deep, deep, down inside, there’s a good man…

Dear Viewer,

We have now arrived at the final episode of this horrendous tale of suffering, betrayal, murder and omelettes. To all those who have followed our heroes since the start of their journey; well done. It takes a special kind of person to sit through this. You are now one in a million. You’re not on top of the food chain, you’re beyond it.

P.S. Listen Kailash Kanojia go fuck yourself, if I see you in my neighborhood again, I’ll bite your fucking nose off.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion, The guy that found all seven Dragon Balls

Glitch People – Episode 5 – You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown

It’s now time for the final showdown. Harper and Hector have found the architects of their suffering. Words as well as punches will be exchanged as the four men clash. Elsewhere, the curtain will finally be closed on Larry and his fragile psyche.

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CREDITS

Directed by Space Lion | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Produced by Edward Amoah | Written by Daniele Russo, Sean Johansen, Savas Constantine and Edward Amoah | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Harper, Footsteps, Hans, Boyle – Daniele Russo Hector, Charlie Brown, Phil – Sean Johansen Larry Goldberg, Zoning Commissioner – Savas Constantine

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners. Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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Just do it…

Dear Viewer,

You know you go about life with a certain rhythm, you start performing this rhythm so often it becomes second nature. Then you start going on auto pilot. You wake up, get ready for work, wave your spouse and child goodbye. At work you do what you’re supposed to, you drink your coffee, go on Facebook, eat a panini. Then you come home, eat your gluten free Couscous, kiss your loved ones good night and drift to sleep. When you wake up, you begin the whole process again, and again, and again. But. Sometimes, something different happens. Yeah. Sometimes, something, comes along and disturbs your rhythm. You’re there laying in bed, content with your ignorant existence. You think everything is okay, you think your lover and child is safe and everything’s good. Then you wake up the next day and everything is on fire. We are that fire.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion
The face that runs the place

Glitch People – Episode 4 – Time to Eat

Footsteps has captured Larry and is beginning the young man’s indoctrination. Meanwhile our heroes Harper and Hector come closer to unraveling the truth. Will what they discover ask more questions than it answers… of course!

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CREDITS

Directed by Space Lion | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Produced by Edward Amoah | Written by Daniele Russo, Sean Johansen, Savas Constantine and Edward Amoah | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Harper, Footsteps, Hans – Daniele Russo

Hector, Charlie Brown – Sean Johansen

Larry Goldberg, Zoning Commissioner – Savas Constantine

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

Copyright © 2016 Glitched. All rights reserved.

There will be violence…

Dear Viewer,

You are watching the latest episode of Glitch People. If you’ve been watching these out off order they make no sense, if you’ve been watching them in order they make even less sense. Whatever the case, you can’t deny the jump in quality. That’s the thing with starting from the bottom, you got nowhere to go but up.

Worst Regards,

Space Lion
Personal Adviser to Kim Jong Un

Glitched People – Episode 3 – Smile Larry

Hans has found Larry, and he’s sent the unhinged South African Footsteps to retrieve him. Harper and Hector finally begun their fight for the land, but another player may come out on top. Also the very crew filming this have a metaphysical crisis on their hands.

Remember to hate, bitch and forget to subscribe. And fuck you for watching.

CREDITS

Directed by Space Lion | Special Guest Director Musa Mal Sija | Edited by Sean Johansen | Produced by Edward Amoah | Written by Daniele Russo, Sean Johansen, Savas Constantine and Edward Amoah | Additional material performed by the cast

THE CAST

Harper, Footsteps, Boyle – Daniele Russo

Hector, Charlie Brown, Phil – Sean Johansen

Larry Goldberg, Zoning Commissioner, The Producer – Savas Constantine

All music and stock footage is royalty free, and used in accordance with the fair usage policy act, and are properties of their respective owners.

‘Evening of Chaos’, ‘Enchanted Journey’ and ‘Medusa’ by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Any resemblance between the characters in this picture and any persons, living or dead, is a miracle.

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